Hi , everyone , I'm Charles " chucky " Bernstein. I'm a poet and performer. I hate "political correctness". I like "free speech". I love to piss people off , although I would never admit it. I write a little blog about my life , well , my version of my life . People are always mean to me , and at my workplace , they hate me , so I blog about it , giving everyone funny names. I don't take criticism well , although I like to criticize everyone and everything. And , did I forget to mention , I collect everything , I mean everything , I try to save everything I've written over the years , but mostly I collect meaningless stuff that no one really needs , I just need stuff to make my life more meaningful. No one understands that . I live in filthy apartments , and blame the landlords for my lot in life. I have mice and dirt , and that's not my fault. I was just eating a pizza on the floor the other day , and I noticed a mouse walking up to me trying to get the pizza. Well , I threw a piece of pizza his way , and he scurried off. That'll show him . I don't know where the mouse went or the piece of pizza went . Maybe I'll find it tomorrow and have it for a snack. I'm not dirty, really I'm just messy. It's no big deal. I know where everything is. Hey , I'm going to be published soon , so I'll be out of here soon.